| Stephen
says:
Looking at these photos scares me.
Why?
Scals says:
That'll be the urban desolation and the
fact that it's a festering
sinkhole that's constantly on the verge of a colossal race
riot.
Bretton itself was accidentally designed by Alastair Bretton,
an
absinthe abusing opium sot and master of the dark arts who
wandered
into Peterborough City Council offices one day with a fistful
of
diagrams which, he claimed, were a map of the fabled tenth
circle of
Hell. Currently at a loss for what to do with 'a bunch of
Irish' the
City had recently gained, the Town Planning Authority seized
upon the
plans and used them to build Bretton. References to the 'nightmare
geometries of Hell' were curiously absent from the promotional
material. Alastair was paid handsomely for his contribution
and got to
live out his days in a mad doll's house attic which he had
specially
built in, oooh, let's say Stamford.
What's more terrifying is that, arguably, we lived there
when it was
at its peak. Where would you go out now if you were 18 in
'Boro?
Nik Says:
Agreed, it is scary.
As for going out - "The Broadway Strip" of course
where you can drink & fight to your heart's content as
any hope you have of escape is secretly sucked out of you
by the hope powered reactors buried deep below the city's
surface. How else can they keep the lights on without resorting
to a slash and burn policy across Dogsthorpe?
Stephen says:
When were you last there?
Scals says:
I was back there at Christmas. Given the
auspicious date Nick was back
there yesterday attending to the birth of the Dark Lord, He
who walks
backwards and is Legion. How was that Nick? Did you settle
on a gift
in the end?
Nik Says:
Yeah - I went for the "Man at Body
Shop" gift set in the end because leading the apocalypse
is dirty work and, as we all know, I like to smell nice.
Mat says:
I know it lacks a pulse and can be a bit
crap but I did enjoy walking around taking the shots below
(it must be 4 or 5 years ago now). I like thinking about hanging
out over the park or some of the walks back from town. Some
of it sucked but on the whole it wasn't that bad. (Is the
nostalgia thing just blinding me???)
Hey, at least it was good to hang out over my
house. Roleplay a bit. Trip a bit. Par-tay. Go to Nik's and
watch the shadow of the hanging flowers march up the wall.
Drink beer and walk into the the Chinese take-away's window
(no it wasn't beer. What was THAT drink). Climb schools. The
usual...
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